A scene from “Unfinished Business”

I just hear that your son is living with his "girlfriend".

I'm surprised the news is being discussed down at the dog track.

Hmm, so, living with a woman and not married? Funny, I don't remember anything in the Gita about that one. Very New Labour. Very anti-fox-hunting.

Your information is incorrect, as per usual. My son is not living with his girlfriend; he is living with several girlfriends. My son is a stud!