A scene from “Unfinished Business”

So I hear your son is spending Divali at his house instead of visiting you. Very "modern".

No, no, no, no. You know, you really shouldn't listen to all the gossip you hear…down the docks. My son has a life of his own, you know.

Well, my son also has a wife and a family of his own, but he just prefers to spend the day with me.

Hmm, how very Oedipal of him.

Yes, my son is very Oedipal. In fact, he's much more Oedipal than your son!