Woman
If you were an animal, what sort of animal would you be?
Man
Er, I'd be a tiger. Rrrr!
Woman
What about me?
Man
Ah, you'd be a bird of paradise.
Woman
Aww. Why's that?
Man
'Cos you've got a hooky nose like a beak, and your voice is all screechy: "Aar! Aar!" And you've got feathery stuff on your lip, and then your feet are like this [makes claw shapes with hands], and then you've got a wobbly fat arse and…[notices his date has gone] cheque, please!
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