(Kurt, Rachel and Mercedes are watching Twilight)
Mercedes: How is the girl with no ass supposed to choose between the juiced-up wolf and the depressed vampire? She is into both of them.
Rachel: Oh come on Mercedes, she just knows.
Mercedes: What if they both make her feel amazing in differents ways?
Rachel: No, you don't get to choose when it comes to true love. True love chooses you. And you better be certain when it comes to marriage, because marriage is a promise and it lasts forever.
Kurt: Ladies, I appreciate you spending time with me while Blaine recovers, but why are you being so weird and serious? Our periods don't come until the end of the month.
Mercedes: How is the girl with no ass supposed to choose between the juiced-up wolf and the depressed vampire? She is into both of them.
Rachel: Oh come on Mercedes, she just knows.
Mercedes: What if they both make her feel amazing in differents ways?
Rachel: No, you don't get to choose when it comes to true love. True love chooses you. And you better be certain when it comes to marriage, because marriage is a promise and it lasts forever.
Kurt: Ladies, I appreciate you spending time with me while Blaine recovers, but why are you being so weird and serious? Our periods don't come until the end of the month.
(Kurt, Rachel and Mercedes are watching Twilight)
Mercedes : How is the girl with no ass supposed to choose between the juiced-up wolf and the depressed vampire? She is into both of them.
Rachel : Oh come on Mercedes, she just knows.
Mercedes : What if they both make her feel amazing in differents ways?
Rachel : No, you don't get to choose when it comes to true love. True love chooses you. And you better be certain when it comes to marriage, because marriage is a promise and it lasts forever.
Kurt : Ladies, I appreciate you spending time with me while Blaine recovers, but why are you being so weird and serious? Our periods don't come until the end of the month.
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