(Kurt, Rachel and Mercedes are watching Twilight)
Mercedes: How is the girl with no ass supposed to choose between the juiced-up wolf and the depressed vampire? She is into both of them.
Rachel: Oh come on Mercedes, she just knows.
Mercedes: What if they both make her feel amazing in differents ways?
Rachel: No, you don't get to choose when it comes to true love. True love chooses you. And you better be certain when it comes to marriage, because marriage is a promise and it lasts forever.
Kurt: Ladies, I appreciate you spending time with me while Blaine recovers, but why are you being so weird and serious? Our periods don't come until the end of the month.

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