Glee quotes
931 total quotesSue: I'm going to stop you right there! Why are you wearing that hat?
Lauren: Because it's Christmas, and it's fun.
Sue: No, it's offensive. You're wearing a Santa Claus hat, and yet you're not handing me any gifts. I need gifts.
Lauren: You want my hat?
Sue: It's a start.
Lauren: Because it's Christmas, and it's fun.
Sue: No, it's offensive. You're wearing a Santa Claus hat, and yet you're not handing me any gifts. I need gifts.
Lauren: You want my hat?
Sue: It's a start.
Sue: I'm gonna sue the pants off of you, Will. I'm going to take your house, your car, your extensive collection of vests -- I mean, seriously, you wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.
Sue: If I hear one song from that classic rock outfit journey, I will start pulling catheters.
Sue: If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face.
Sue: Is it a tad over-the-top to bill the district for skydiving lessons to have the Cheerios parachuted onto the football field? Perhaps.
Sue: Is there any reason you have a soiled mattress in your office, Will? Have you and the redhead become so sexually depraved that you have to commit your craven acts of adultery in between classes?
Sue: It's kinda like nursing a POW back to health so he's at his strongest when you torture him.
Sue: Let me be the one to break the silence. That was the most offensive thing I've seen in twenty years of teaching. And that includes an elementary school production of Hair.
Sue: Make sure you use hand sanitizer; I've seen that car you drive. I don't want to catch poor.
Sue: Not to be alarmed, doctors say he will be fine, provided he can get the swelling in his brain under control.
Sue: Now, if this is about the complaint you lodged against me with Principal Figgins, I already know.
Becky: You do, Coach?
Sue: Oh Becky, I've known ever since I tinker-tailor-soldier-spied my way into Figgins's file cabinet and read the evaluation cards. And when I saw one written in crayon, I knew it was either you or Brittany, and you're the better speller.
Becky: You do, Coach?
Sue: Oh Becky, I've known ever since I tinker-tailor-soldier-spied my way into Figgins's file cabinet and read the evaluation cards. And when I saw one written in crayon, I knew it was either you or Brittany, and you're the better speller.
Sue: See this? It's a court summons--child endangerment--'cause there's been a line of would-be Cheerios out there since late July. I guess they lost their humanity a little bit. One girl ate a pigeon, several others started worshiping a possum carcass as their lord.
Sue: The two of you are making a very serious mistake today, the likes of which have not been seen since the Mexican Indians sold Manhattan to George Washington for an upskirt photo of Betsy Ross.