Girls5eva · Season 2
[During an entertainment news segment c. 2000]
Summer of Girls5eva.
Yeah.
Let's talk about your music career: are you a virgin?
Yes. I made a promise to myself, and my parents, and my God. That's why I wear this purity ring. I want my wedding night to be special because we're probably gonna be in a Hyatt.
Next up, we ask the guys of Matchbox Twenty about singing and playing instruments.
If you wanted the solo why didn't you just come out and say it like a normal person?
Why didn't you just offer, like a normal person? Even Paul lets George do his own thing sometimes!
Because Paul George is one basketball man, Dawn; you're not making sense!
Boy you're slow at following. If you were a baby duck and I was your adult duck, you'd be eaten by a hawk.
I need to go down to the restaurant and count fish heads to make sure my chef isn't robbing me of fish torsos, because I am my grandmother's daughter!
[scoffs] No, you're not! Your mom is!
All right, if I draw some blood, will you, and I'm asking as your doctor, get the fuck out of here?
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