Wickie Roy quotes from Girls5eva

Wickie

Music was never my bag anyway. Bags are my bag, because I'm launching a bag line. They're bat leather and they're tiny, like bats.

Wickie

[waitressing] Hello, I'm new here, I'm not telling you my name. Our special today is penne alla vodka and Red Bull, and our soup is Italian divorce, I'll be back with your NDAs.

Wickie

Boy you're slow at following. If you were a baby duck and I was your adult duck, you'd be eaten by a hawk.

Just to get ahead of it, it's me—

Wickie

Gloria. I know. I used context clues.

You have a problem with my song? I worked quite hard on it. 40 minutes—20 metric.

Wickie

No, it's fire. I was thinking of adding a "woah oh oh oh" right before "Cram it wherever."

Wickie

Hey Summer, you know what would be a huge help? Would you make the salad?

Summer

Oh, I'm good. I smelled a MacDonald's on the way up, so I can stay and collab.

Wickie

Or you could go and collab, because behind every great song is an even better salad. Tell her, Dawn.

Dawn

Yes. John was only able to write "Come Together" once he knew... Paul was... handling the salad.

Summer

Huh! Is that true?

Wickie

Yeah, five sure!

Wickie

This weekend is about Jingle Ball, and I'm worried—

Summer

—That she's gonna Yoko the salad!

[singing during their writing session] We are / Stronger than the best!

Oh.

Wickie

What?

No, no, I like it. But if you're stronger than the best, wouldn't that make you the best? So why are they still the best?

Wickie

I think we just became stronger than the best during the song, so technically we are the best now; it's just not reflected in the rankings yet.

Why?

Wickie

Because they come out on Mondays.

Summer

Oh, you roll your eyes at my ideas just because they're terrible, but your ideas are not great. "Stronger than the best?" What does that even mean?

Wickie

[angrily] The song explains it, it hinges on paperwork!

Wickie

If you wanted the solo why didn't you just come out and say it like a normal person?

Dawn

Why didn't you just offer, like a normal person? Even Paul lets George do his own thing sometimes!

Wickie

Because Paul George is one basketball man, Dawn; you're not making sense!

Dawn

I need to go down to the restaurant and count fish heads to make sure my chef isn't robbing me of fish torsos, because I am my grandmother's daughter!

Wickie

[scoffs] No, you're not! Your mom is!