I'm ready to have sex now.
S1 E15Unfinished Business
I'm socializing. I'm sorry if that's not working for you, my social butterflyness.
Shoshanna (to Charlie): Okay, I don't want this to be awkward, but like you look amazing. Like seriously, you could have sex with like any girl at this party including me. Oh my God.
You're here.
Well, I was always here.
I can't be surrounded by your negativity while I'm trying to grow into a fully formed woman. You hate everything!
Basically it’s been a very sexually adventurous time for me. I’m alternating nights of freedom with nights of academic focus. So at the end of my senior year, I will have had both experiences while also still being super well prepared for the professional world.
I don’t hate your friends. I’m just not interested in anything they have to say.
I’m not interested in anything they have to say! That’s not the point of friendship.
I feel like I hold the keys to the prison that is my mind.
Adam (to Marnie): Really knowing someone is something else. It’s a completely different thing and when it happens you won’t be able to miss it. You will be aware. And you won’t hurt or be afraid. Okay?
Adam, you’re like so dementedly helpful.
My friend Rachel is fully addicted to blueberry Red Bull and she always tells me she hasn’t had one and she tells like with a blue tongue.
Since when is Jessa even a drug addict?
She’s really just a life addict.
You should feel very confident because I am a lot better at this when I'm not in the middle of an Obsessive Compulsive Meltdown.
It's really amazing that all three of you have accomplished so little in the four years since college.
Fancy people want to work with me, so I’m gonna give them that pleasure and I’m gonna go work with them. So fuck you both, have a nice day, enjoy the rest of the video.
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