We're rich! We're rich! We're... (Looks at Linda) Oh shit! You're rich!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
TMiss Twitch
I was the hardest screw in Borstal wasn't I, Linda?
TMiss Twitch
(To Linda) It was the saddest day of my career when I felt your pulse!
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ON THE MATTER, YOU NONCE!!
Are you ready?
No.
Oh, you slipped it in when I weren't looking.
She got herself a see through bodystocking and a python, called herself 'Snatch & Ladders'
Mummy threatened Lulu with an Irn Bru bottle in the 60's, I bet that's not in the play! Daddy still refuses to have 'Boom Bang A Bang' piped through his iron lung, he may be braindead Tom but he's got principles!
(Regarding Linda's new appearance) You know, you do look like a tranny, actually. A really bad tranny. You know, one of those dreary gay clubs in Driffield. It's a Monday night, Human League's playing on the jukebox, couple of rent-boys in the corner, then you.... Brian! Stood there in your wife's clothes, rolling your own.
Please nurse help
NNurse
Linda, I keep telling you not to smoke on the wards
(singing) Here in the land of golden showers, meet the mighty people with psychic powers...
HHeidi
Don't talk to me about golden showers!!
I can't believe you, making up a life threatening disease to try to get me to stay.
Worked for Angie Watts.
Den & Angie were married!
Well so are we, we live together, we row all the time, we don't have sex, what's the difference?
Miss Understood said to me, "Special people paint with potatoes Linda, and you are a special person".
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