Doris and Griff in “Unfinished Business”

Mr and Mrs Shipman? That's bad luck by anyones standards.

What now?

Well she lives for the day she change her name from West, what with all the connotations and what have you, and what does she become? A Shipman.

Ah, that's very unfortunate. I don't know which is worse.

Surely Shipman?

Well, it's six of one and half a dozen of the other.

It was more than half a dozen, Griff. It was in the hundreds.