Harrison quotes from Gary the Rat

Some weirdos call it a spring ball; I don't know why... there's never anything to bounce except for my wife's ass.

Let's make one thing perfectly clear. You settle this case, and I'll make sure you spend the rest of your unnatural rat existence shoveling excrement from a porta-potty outside a rundown chili factory. you got it?

[Through speaker phone] Hey Betty, find out where the hell that giant freak rat Andrews is and send him into my office!

He's right here sir.

Then tell him to haul his freak rat bastard ass in here right now!

Gary

I can hear you, sir.

Of course you can, you've got those giant mutant ears, NOW Andrews!

Gary

I'm not going to this reunion and there is nothing you can say to make me change my mind!

Andrews your fired! Get the hell out of the building!

Gary

A reunion you say? Fanatstic idea, I might even wear a tux.

Anthony Stilletto is one of the most high profile Mafia bosses ever to run this city. The guy gets in more trouble than a busload of priests on the way to a boy scout jamboree. The man's a goldmine and I want him.

Gary

I understand, sir. But what about Mr. Stilletto's current representation?

Poor sot accidently fell on a pickaxe.

Gary

A pickaxe?

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