Hi, I've come to apply for the doctor's job. I can assure you my credentials are top-notch, I've just graduated from Harvard College Yale. I aced every semester, and I got an 'A'.
(wooden) Well that sounds excellent. Our last doctor only just recently died in horrific circumstances. Can you start immediately?
Sure, do I have time to go to the toilet?
(wooden) Not really, I've just paged Dr. Sanchez. He should be here any minute now.
I'm Dr. Sanchez! You're a woman.
Yes, I hope that's not a problem.
Not at all. There's plenty of skirt on the ward, this is the 20th century after all though some don't like to admit it. Welcome to Darkplace, Liz.
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