Garfield and Friends quotes

"And keep watching, or we'll have to change into a shopping network and sell bad jewelry." [from Episodes 102 and 104]

"Today is Hit-a-Duck-in-the-Face-With-a-Lemon-Meringue-Pie Day. We'll explain later." [from Episodes 103 and 105]

"I was gonna do something spontaneous here, but I've been too busy to plan it." [from Episodes 106, 109, 119 and 120]

"The cartoon show to watch when you won't settle for just any cartoon show." [from Episodes 107, 108, and 113]

"The funniest show on TV that doesn't have a 1-800 number to buy cheap junk." [from Episode 110]

"Today, featuring the return of the Singing Ants. Boy, they have a good agent." [from Episode 111]

"Penelope is singing today, folks, so don't leave any expensive glassware near the TV." [From Episode 112]

"Today, a Saturday morning investigative report - where did all those Smurfs go?" [from Episode 114]

"This show is the answer. Unfortunately, no one's figured out the question yet." [From Episode 115]

"Today, a look into our writer's joke file! That's right, we examine both jokes!" [from Episodes 116 and 119]

"The longest-running show on this channel, except for the news which is unfortunately funnier." [from Episode 117]

"Today, an encore performance of our report 'Are There Too Many Reruns on Cartoon Shows'?" [from Episode 118]

"After seven seasons, we've pretty much said everything you can say in this spot." [From the final episode]

"Neither rain, nor snow, nor gloom of night--nor cat with bad disposition--will stay this clown from his appointed rounds." ~Binky

Garfield: ...No.Binky: I'm here to wish her a happy 97th birthday!

Garfield: If he does, Edna won't make 98.Binky: "Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday. Whoop-de-doo, whoop-de-doo. May your day be pleasant, open up your present - just for you, just for you!" [from Peace and Quiet]