Announcer Guy in “Benderama”

[in outer space where a horse and a man switched roles and a whale plays the trombone its blowhole] Enclosed as a PDF attachment, a picture of yourself in a boat in the river. [cues on a slinky going up the stairs] It's a river that flows in two directions...make that three. [the Earth is disguised as bubble gum] It's a magic river, that's how; and it's flowing down the eerie canal to The Scary Door. That's "eerie" with two Es.