Havoc, Breda and others in “Unfinished Business”

It' so big… Alright, I'm going home…

Are you out of your frickin' mind?! You've hit the mother load with this one, Havoc! You just have to convince her to marry you and you're set for life!

You'll fly up the ranks in no time!

Marry her? But I don't even know her yet…

Well according to Major Armstrong, she's every bit as beautiful as the Major himself.

You mean she looks just like the Major? (Imagines Armstrong in a blonde wig and sundress) GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF ME GUYS, I'M GOING HOME!

AH! WELCOME TO OUR HOME LIEUTENANT HAVOC!

Bye! Don't blow it! (speedily drives off)

For the past 180 some odd years, the house of Armstrong as played a vital role in the nations finance and political military circles. Generation after generation, we've supplied the country with countless Generals, why! I, myself was a general back in the day when that meant something! Of course, we didn't have motorcars….

Oh! Father's stories always touch me in a profound way!

Uhhh…

Oh my! Tell me he's not boring our poor guest with old war stories!

Oh! Hello mother!

Mother? That's a relief… The mother looks pretty normal… SHE'S A FREAKING GIANT!! THAT'S NOT NORMAL! THAT'S NOT NORMAL AT ALL!!! Think about it rationally. Havoc. If the father is large horizontally, and the mother's large vertically, then it only makes sense, for the son to look something like… This… So the daughter must look something like...! No, that's not how it works. Some traits are more dominant, so there is the possibility when you cross A with B, it could resemble A more.

Here she comes, lieutenant! My baby sister!

Come now, Catherine, don't be bashful. You know it’s not an attractive quality.

Moment of truth! Does she look like her dad, or her mom? Either way she's a monster, but if she's got to be a potato or a tomato, then please let her be a tomato!