It is a beautiful city, isn't it?
I'll say. Aquroya: The City of Water, and primal tourist magnet. It sure beats that East City dust-bowl and having to see the Colonel's know-it-all grin, don't you think!? (A car comes by and gets Ed wet) WHAT THE HELL'S YOUR PROBLEM PAL!?
Heheh, well, it is the city of water.
Grr… (Claps his hands together and makes an alchemic light, looks up to see his hand had been handcuffed.) Hey, shouldn't we talk first? Gah…!
You're coming' to the station. I've got some questions for you, Alchemist…
So, you’re telling me you’re with the state, and that you’re the famous Fullmetal, hero of the people?
(Through full mouth of food) How many times do I have to say it chief, that watch should be proof enough!
Sure, if it’s real, but I have my doubts, I’d say you’re too short for a hero.
Who are you calling so small?! You want to crunch like an ant!?
Brother, please, he didn’t say anything like that.
Sorry for the third-degree, kid, had to test you. We’ve got a thief on our backs named Psiren, and we’re all a little on edge.
Psiren?
Yeah, real name’s unknown; the only lead we’ve got is she uses alchemy, so I thought you just might be connected. Hmm… But you say you’re with the state, and the Fullmetal Alchemist, no less.
Damn that guy! He kept saying the same thing for three hours straight! He probably wears that hat to hide the hole in his brain.
Still, doesn’t it concern you, a criminal using alchemy to steal?
Crap!
Hmm? Bother, you don’t look so good.
My stomach feels… Oh!
Well, it looks like a little bit of food poisoning, that’s all.
It’s not from eating too much?
Oh, shut up.
We’ll need to give you an injection. Clara?
Injection?
Yeah, just a poke.
(running like a bat out of Hell) NO! GET AWAY FROM ME! I DON’T NEED IT! (Alphonse grabs him)
It’s just a little needle. You’ll be fine.
I FEEL BETTER! I'M CURED!
Don’t be a baby! Take off your coat!
I HATE YOU, AL! WHY DO YOU WANT TO SELL OUT YOUR OWN BROTHER?! YOU’RE EVIL!
You don’t mean that!
I’LL TURN YOU ALL INTO FISH! (Clara puts a finger to his lips) Uh?!
There. You’re all done, Ed. That didn’t hurt at all, did it?
Fast work. You didn’t even notice.
And after all that fuss.
Yeah, so what’s your point?
We all have to grow up some time, right?
So, is the rude commentary included in the bill?
She was so good at her job, smart, and gorgeous too. I can’t stop thinking about her.
You’ve got the weirdest taste in women, Al; she was a bad gift in pretty wrapping.
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