Fuery quotes from Fullmetal Alchemist

Roy

Dog, huh? ... I LOVE DOGS!

Really? You mean it?

Roy

Of course! Dogs embody loyalty, they follow their masters' commands above all else. Be a jerk to them and they don't complain and they never once beg for a paycheck. Trust me Fuery, they're the great servants of man! Loyal canine how we salute thee!

Roy

Wait, grief affects his performance which affects me. [to his men] Hey, why don't you find a girl for Havoc?

What?! But I'm a highly trained officer!

I can't even find a girl for me!

Just toss him one of yours, Colonel.

Roy

What's that?

Uh, nothing.

10,000 says he blows the date.

I say they don't even have one.

My money is on him chickening out before he even sees her!

You realize you're all bidding against him.

Safest bet!

Something happen to you, boys?

Roy

They claim to have seen the fabled Warehouse 13. Idiots.

There's nothing idiotic about being aware, Colonel.

Especially when there's a bunch of ghosts out there.

Roy

This is ridiculous! Five grown men trying to sneak a peek at ghost on their night off.

By ridiculous, you mean scary...

Well, it means a lot, you comin' out, Colonel.

Roy

Let's just hurry so I can sleep.

Oh yeah, did we forget to tell you that the lights are out from this point on?

Roy

What the hell has the maintenance staff been doing?

And Breda said, let there be light. (shadow of a ghost appear on building)

EEEK!

Roy

It's just a shadow, moron!

Yeah, calm down. These shadows can be your friend, Fuery. [makes a shadow puppet] Look, I'm cute little puppy dog. [The shadow changes] WAHHHH!

Roy

Stop freaking out!

Easy for you to say!

We'll stop jumping when things stop being scary!

I want to go home!

Roy

How did I get such a pathetic staff?! Come on! I'll prove to you there’s no such thing as ghosts!

Don't leave us alone, Colonel!

Roy

This, ladies, is the twelfth and final warehouse. And over there is nothing but empty space. Now, where is your phantom thirteenth warehouse?

Maybe it's a warehouse like a werewolf and it needs a full moon.

Roy

Give it up, Fuery.

Why Scar? What is your need to catch him?

Edward

He is a wanted man, isn't he? If we don't there will be trouble later.

Don't be silly Al. You don't have to go through the trouble pretending to eat.

Alphonse

Alright. Sorry.

Edward

What's that?

Pictures of our target city, from our new surveillance balloon.

Edward

I don't believe it. Is this right?

Alphonse

a Grand Arcanum Transmutation circle around the entire city. Who would do such a thing?

Edward

Scar.

Why would you say that?

You wouldn't happen to know the motives behind that Ed.

Edward

No. This city, what is it called?

It's Lior sir. Last year, the so-called prophet of the city stepped down. And the military was hoping that it could go in and restore the peace.

That do Fuery. He is familiar with its past.

Edward

I don't get it. An armed uprising in Lior?

Alphonse

That doesn't make any sense. They were committed to peace after we exposed Cornello.

Not for long. The priest came back and Lior was divided between those that supported him and those that opposed him. The only thing you really accomplished was stirring up the debate. Now both sides are against us.

Edward

Why didn't anyone tell me all this? as far as I knew, we helped.

I got the report from Hues, and I made the decision not to tell you.

Edward

Why?!

Because it was too big for you.

My god. Is everyone alright?

Somehow

Had Colonel Archer's battalion moved yet?

Well, they did,=. But it is the strangest thing.

All of a sudden Lior started glowing bright red.

Yea, and they've been out of contact ever since.