I'll take his good traits with his bad! Even if he turns into his true form, I'll stand by hi-
That's...enough! Keep talking like that...and I'll never forgive you!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'LL NEVER FORGIVE ME?!
OW!
All S1
Hmm? You agreed to it just like that? My, arent you helpful... or could it be that you secretly got a crush on tohru?! [silence from Hatori] Ooh...Are you so unnerved its gotten your tongue-tied... I've hit the nail on the head, havent I ?!?!
I am unnerved by your utter stupidity that words fail me completely...
Ah-hah! What's this Hatori? I don't think I've ever heard you so eager to come over! Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru? [silence from Hatori] Ah! I guessed right, didn't I? You naughty, naughty man, you!
No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything.
Hey Tohru! Let's take a bath together! [Kyo took Momiji's head and sat on his back]
Why you little-! Now who's the pervert?
Wah! Kyo's picking on me!
No! You don't know how a woman feels when she's in love!
[chuckles] Oh, 'yes I do'... Well, maybe I don't have enough women to venture I guess...
Huh?
That's your cue to shout, "Shigure, you big perv!" Roll your eyes, and slap me, whatever...
Ahh! Shigure! You big perv! [chases him whilst pummeling him in the back]
ARGH!
Hey. Hey, Tohru! You know about the Zodiac thing, right!
Uh, yes.
Then I can hug you!
Hold it, lover-boy.
But she won't mind if I transform, right?
That's not the problem! Think of where we are!
Are you hogging Tohru because she's so cute?! I bet Kyo hugs her every day!
You stu-! Who would want to-!
My turn! [hugs Tohru and transforms into a rabbit]
Here, Kyo! A chocolate heart stuffed with my love, all for YOU!
KEEP IT! What man in his right mind would eat that girly, sugary crap?!
Ummm... Kyo? Do you really not like chocolates?
NO! I hate it!
[Satanic voice] SHUT UP AND EAT IT!
AH!
Did you hear me?! I said eat, damn you!
NO!
EAT!
NO means NO, woman!
EAT IT!
You'll have to kill me first!
I'm starting to get angry!
NO!
Tohru? What's for breakfast? I'm starving... Oh. I forgot, our dear sweet Tohru has gone away.
Sounds like you forgot on purpose.
Dammit, can't you do anything right?
You're the last person I need to hear from right now.
What's that supposed to mean?! You tryin' to start something?!
Quit horsing around, you two.
Who asked you, you dirty bitch!
[Arisa grabs Kyo with a mop]
You gonna talk to me like that after I came here to help you out of the goodness of my heart?
Jason is a bear they say lives on a mountain. You don't know much, do you?
Shut up! I knew that!
No you didn't.
Ky-o-kuuun!
[Kyo freezes]
Tee hee hee! [to a sweating Kyo] Welcome home...my Kyo-kun!
[Kyo closes the door - a loud slam is heard]
Ky-ky...Kyo-kun?! Just now, I heard a slam sound...
[thinking] It'll take more than a door to stop her...
Kyo-kun?! Kyo-kun, dear, what's wrong?! The door closed?!
Yeah, it's closed! And it won't ever open again!
[Kagura's fist punches a hole through the door]
[grabs Kyo through the hole] Open it.
...Kay.
[Tohru's crying and wishing upon the stars up on the roof]
Kyo-kun, what do you wish for?
For a certain someone... to stop crying. [wipes away her tears]
At least this summer won't be a complete bust. I can still be happy watching the soap opera unfold.
What are you talking about?
Wouldn't it be nice if your friendship were to, say...deepen?
Uh... still don't know what you're talking about.
[pause]
MY GOD MAN, YOU'RE DENSE! YOU'RE AS DENSE AS AN OGRE! DENSE AS LEAD! IF A TACK IS SHARP, YOU'RE THE THING FARTHEST FROM IT! A MAN LIKE YOU HAS NO RIGHT TO HAVE SUMMER! PACK YOUR BAGS AND LEAVE THIS PLACE AT ONCE!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
THE FACT THAT YOU STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND AFTER I'VE MADE IT SO CRYSTAL CLEAR IS PROOF THAT YOU ARE AN IDIOT OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!
[enters after hearing commotion] Wh-What's the matter?
Tohru-kun, it's no use! Kyo-kun is wasted on you. Unlike me, he shows no promise whatsoever! You mustn't get near him!
At least I get that I'm really being made fun of!
[Talking about Rin] I wonder what she came here to do? She seemed to be in so much pain...
Hmmm... the truth is... Rin and I are going out.
[Dead silence]
Eh...?! Ah! R-r-really?! I'm sorry. I shouldn't have pried!
Nah, I'm just pulling your leg. Sorry, sorry.
Pay attention to the circumstances before you make such flippant comments.
I...I won't lose! Why hide it? I'm the mean stepsister!
[Purposely holding up the script up high so she can't get it] Uh, you're not the one being mean.
And how old are we turning this year?
I think I'll go back to the main house for New Year's.
EH?!
Oh, my.
Just for one night. I'll come back the evening of New Year's Day.
Something up, Yuki-kun? That doesn't sound like you. Did you hit your head?
I did not. ...I'll be going.
All right!
Hmm...if you're going to bother going back, you should take your time--stay longer than a night.
...Well...I'm not sure of leaving the two of them alone.
KTKyo and Tohru
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[to Kyo] YOU...YOU BEAST!
I'm gonna kill you.
Not to worry, Tohru-kun! We'll put together a plan to protect you from the evil clutches of fiendish Kyo-kun.
Ha?
[to Kyo] Beast.
I'm gonna kill you both. Together.
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