Yuki Sohma quotes from Fruits Basket

Whoa... I don't believe it. Someone just walked in who looks exactly like Yuki. A mystery.

Yuki

[annoyed] It is me.

But this is the main house.

Yuki

That's why I snuck in.

[grabs a camera and poses with Yuki] Peace. You too, Yuki, peace.

Yuki

[extremely annoyed] What was that for?

In commemoration of your coming to the main house after such a long time. And for me.

Yuki

I commend your discipline... you stu... pid... cat.

Kyo

YOU GIRLY MAN!

Shigure

[thinking] He'll never change...

Shigure

[yawns] G'morning...

Yuki

Um... Shigure, it's night. Why don't you get a normal sleep pattern?

Shigure

I became an author so I wouldn't have to.

Shigure

Ohh? There's a child here that looks a lot like Sat-chan. Should uncle go buy some candy?

Yuki

Please tell me that's sleep talking, and that you haven't developed a paternal streak.

Shigure

Yuki-kun is cold today, as usual... [hugging Kisa]

Yuki

Let go of her. Your vulgar-germs will rub off on her.

Kyo

Why the hell is Kagura here??!

Kagura

I'm here for Valentines Day, silly! It's a very important day for lovers to be together!

Kyo

You're not gonna find any lover in this house!

Shigure

Kyo, behave please. I don't want the house getting... you know... smashed.

Kyo

Damn it! I should've left on that journey sooner! How was I supposed to know today was Valentines Day?!

Yuki

It's called a calendar, stupid.

Ayame

[Takes Yuki's hand in his] Yuki...! Let's let today be the day we deepen our brotherly bond!

Yuki

I'll see you sink to the bottom of the lake before I let that happen.

Ayame

I see! I see! We'll always be together as brothers!

Yuki

SINK BY YOURSELF!

Ayame

My, my. Welcome back, Yuki! And you're with your little friends!

Kyo

WHO'RE YOU CALLING HIS FRIEND?!

Ayame

By the way, Yuki...

Kyo

HEY!

Ayame

I just received some advice from Tori-san. From now on, I'm going to deepen our bond with my forceful conviction! This is the best way!

Yuki

[thinking] ...The best way is for him to give up.

Tohru

Forceful... conviction? What do you mean?

Ayame

I MEAN--! Yuki is my younger brother, and I am Yuki's older brother! Based on this indisputable fact, I will make this declaration! YUKI! As your older brother, I want you... [points to Yuki] ...TO SUBMIT TO ME!

Yuki

...GO TO HELL!

Hatori

Poor Ayame... he just doesn't get it.

Shigure

He really doesn't.

Shigure

Tohru? What's for breakfast? I'm starving... Oh. I forgot, our dear sweet Tohru has gone away.

Yuki

Sounds like you forgot on purpose.

Kyo

Dammit, can't you do anything right?

Yuki

You're the last person I need to hear from right now.

Kyo

What's that supposed to mean?! You tryin' to start something?!

Arisa

Quit horsing around, you two.

Kyo

Who asked you, you dirty bitch!

Arisa

You gonna talk to me like that after I came here to help you out of the goodness of my heart?

Kagura

Ky-o-kuuun!

Kagura

Tee hee hee! [to a sweating Kyo] Welcome home...my Kyo-kun!

Tohru

Ky-ky...Kyo-kun?! Just now, I heard a slam sound...

Yuki

[thinking] It'll take more than a door to stop her...

Kagura

Kyo-kun?! Kyo-kun, dear, what's wrong?! The door closed?!

Kyo

Yeah, it's closed! And it won't ever open again!

Kagura

[grabs Kyo through the hole] Open it.

Kyo

...Kay.

Tohru

I...I won't lose! Why hide it? I'm the mean stepsister!

Kyo

[Purposely holding up the script up high so she can't get it] Uh, you're not the one being mean.

Yuki

And how old are we turning this year?