Kyo Sohma quotes from Fruits Basket

THE FACT THAT YOU STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND AFTER I'VE MADE IT SO CRYSTAL CLEAR IS PROOF THAT YOU ARE AN IDIOT OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!

[enters after hearing commotion] Wh-What's the matter?

Tohru-kun, it's no use! Kyo-kun is wasted on you. Unlike me, he shows no promise whatsoever! You mustn't get near him!

Kyo

At least I get that I'm really being made fun of!

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I...I won't lose! Why hide it? I'm the mean stepsister!

Kyo

[Purposely holding up the script up high so she can't get it] Uh, you're not the one being mean.

And how old are we turning this year?

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I think I'll go back to the main house for New Year's.

EH?!

Oh, my.

Just for one night. I'll come back the evening of New Year's Day.

Something up, Yuki-kun? That doesn't sound like you. Did you hit your head?

I did not. ...I'll be going.

All right!

Hmm...if you're going to bother going back, you should take your time--stay longer than a night.

...Well...I'm not sure of leaving the two of them alone.

KTKyo and Tohru

[to Kyo] YOU...YOU BEAST!

Kyo

I'm gonna kill you.

Not to worry, Tohru-kun! We'll put together a plan to protect you from the evil clutches of fiendish Kyo-kun.

Ha?

[to Kyo] Beast.

Kyo

I'm gonna kill you both. Together.

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Kyo, I heard you gave Tohru a little scare while you were prowling around last night. [singsong voice]: Kyo's a stalker. Kyo's a stalker.

Kyo

YOU ARE SO FULL OF IT! AND YOU- [Tohru] NEXT TIME YOU NEED SOMEONE TO WALK YOU HOME, DON'T LOOK AT ME!

That's okay. Anyway, I'd much see you here at the table like this more often. I'm glad you're eating. How do you like the food?

Kyo

Hmm? [he looks at Yuki; he groans] What do you want?!

Nothing.

Kyo

YOU WERE STARING AT ME?!

No, just looking.

Kyo

WELL, I GUESS THERE'S A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING!

Do you like it?

Kyo

NO, I DON'T! [Tohru's mouth gaps open, silence]

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By the way, this is the one and only Tohru Honda. You came to see her today, right?

Hmm? ...Oh, yes, that's right! I'm sorry about earlier. I am Yuki's older brother, Ayame.

Oh, right! Pleased to meet you!

So you really do exist. The princess I've heard so much about. [Tohru smiles nervously] A single, blooming flower trapped in a house with stinking men. Are they treating you well, princess?

Shigure [nervously]: You make it sound that she's been kidnapped.

Yuki [angrily, but coolly]: Brother, you're being rude. Stop making fun of her!

Making fun? Honestly, I'm giving Tohru nothing, but the highest respect. So princess, why don't you bring us some tea? [he pats the table] And lunch would be nice.

YKYuki and Kyo

THAT'S NOT RESPECT!

Of course; you're right. What was I thinking? Let me try again. [he holds his hand out] Come, Tohru. [they skip together] We're going out to eat!

Uh, I don't know.

Don't worry; it's my treat! [he laughs giddily; the door closes; Kyo and Yuki glare at Shigure]

Shigure [nervously]: Now there's use getting angry at me.

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Momiji!

Momiji [in a girl's uniform with a cap and shorts]: Tohru! [he laughs; Kyo stares at him in anger and surprise; Tohru smiles]

Hi there! [Momiji lunges toward her for a hug; Kyo knocks him down]

Kyo

What are you, stupid?!

Wah! Kyo's hitting me! [he starts crying]

Kyo

IDIOT! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN A GIRL'S UNIFORM?!

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Kyo [hits Momiji on the head; Momiji cries]: NOW YOU STAY HERE AND SIT STILL!

Waahh! Somebody, Kyo hit me! [Tohru pulls a curtain back]

Is everything okay?

Momiji [excitedly]: You're Tohru! Right? Tohru Honda? Did I get it right?

Uh-huh; that's me.

Now me! Guess who I am!

You're Momiji.

Ah! You remembered my name! I'm so happy! Tohru, let's be friends, okay?

Sure. [Kyo groans]

Hey, Tohru, so you already know about the whole Zodiac thing, right? Right??

Yeah.

That’s great! I can hug you! [he laughs, lunges forward, but is stopped by Kyo]

Kyo

Hold it, lover boy!

But Tohru doesn’t mind if I transform in front of her, do you, Tohru?!

Kyo

Do you even know where you are?! [Tohru laughs]

Tohru [thinking]: I guess he is a member of the Zodiac after all.

Kyo, you’re just trying to keep Tohru all to yourself ‘cause she’s so cute. You’d probably hug her everyday. [Kyo lets him go]

Kyo

Whoa, hell no! Who would want to do that?! [Momiji hugs Tohru]

MEEEEEEEE! [Poof!]

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oh it says not to hold it in your hands or point it at people or buildings.

[Hatsuharu points bottle rocket at Kyo]

Kyo

HE'S POINTING IT AT ME!

HHatsuharu

It's all right. I'm sure you can dodge it, Kyo. I believe in you.

Kyo

DON'T BELIEVE IN ME.

HHatsuharu

Just think of it as a dodge ball with rockets.

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