Peter Bishop quotes from Fringe

Walter

Agent, I need this body taken back to my lab.

Hey, lunatic, this body is going to the morgue. Is he crazy?

Walter

Peter?

Who is the agent in charge here?

I am. Take it wherever he wants.

Walter

Lovely.

[to Peter] Is he crazy?

Peter

Oh, yeah.

Walter

Peter! Peter! They said I can ride in the back with the body. Can I?

Peter

Sure. Of course you can. Stay out of the medications, though. Please.

Is this you?

Peter

Yeah... My father recently took a little trip down memory lane, and for no reason has become wildly obsessed with my childhood. He also likes to check and make sure that I'm still breathing when I'm asleep, which is a little creepy.

Walter

Focus, please.

Olivia

So who was she?

Peter

Walter thinks that she was a shape-changing soldier from another universe. He thinks that might be where you went. Hmm. Do you think it's a bad sign that I can say that out loud and neither one of us thinks I'm crazy?

Olivia

She thought I knew where something was hidden.

Peter

No matter what happened to you and no matter where you went, Walter will figure it out. Olivia, I need to ask you something.

Olivia

Sure.

Peter

Einai kalytero anthropo apo ton patera toy. You said that to me just after you woke up. Do you remember?

Olivia

No. Latin?

Peter

Nuh-uh. Greek. My mother used to say that to me every night before I went to bed.

Olivia

There really is no point where things can't get weirder, is there? What does it mean?

Peter

It means be a better man than your father.

Peter

Did you check the drawers?

Olivia

Nope. Anything I've forgotten, they can keep. I don't want to spend another minute here. I'm, uh, no good at sitting around.

Peter

You're also no good at letting people help you.

Olivia

[smiling] Oh, I'll let you carry my suitcase.

Peter

How's it going, Walter

Walter

I plan to urinate in 23 minutes.

Peter

Good to know.

Walter

I'm telling you because I'm going to need help unzipping my fly. I can't feel my hand

Walter

The base solution contains human DNA, male, I think. Of course, it's a mutation. Perhaps a whole new stage of human evolution. Wouldn't that be fantastic?

Peter

If we've stumbled upon a mutant? No. Fantastic's not the first word that pops into my mind.

Walter

We're all mutants. What's more remarkable is how many of us appear to be normal.

Peter

That was Olivia--Agent Jessup told her Hughes may have killed his wife and child 17 years ago.

Walter

Oh, finally some good news. I assume we can dig them up? I haven't had any bodies to examine.

Peter

I need my own bedroom. I woke up this morning to him singing an aria from Pagliacci.

Astrid

Your father has a wonderful voice.

Peter

Not when he's doing jumping jacks. And did I mention he was naked?

Walter

A good morning sets the tone for the day.

Olivia

Maybe I should wait outside.

Peter

Then what would I do? You're the one with a gun.

Peter

Walter, I thought that we agreed this was a stupid idea.

Walter

Oh, no, you decided. I still maintain that the principle is perfectly sound.

Peter

[to Olivia] He wants you to eat worms.

Walter

Not just worms, flatworms!

Walter

How many do you want?

Peter

I'm not hungry. I don't need any crepes.

Walter

Oh, don't be ridiculous. You were abducted, of course you need crepes!

Peter

I'm okay, Walter.

Astrid

Walter, I've got the results of the blood sample from the book.

Walter

Oh. [chuckles to himself] High concentration of capsaicin! Which means it's not blood at all. It's chili pepper juice. He must have spilled some in the book.

Peter

Well, that's great news. So, we'll add "messy" to the APB.

Walter

No, it is good news. A concentration of 970 thousand on the Scoville scale; that's one of the hottest chili peppers there is. I hypothesize that a Naga Jolokia from India, otherwise known as the King Cobra Chili. I once ate one. The flatulence was... horrible. Very embarrassing.

Peter

So how many are there? Is it bad?

Olivia

Did you eat?

Peter

Yeah.

Olivia

Well, that's unfortunate.

Olivia

I didn't know you spoke Cantonese.

Peter

Get to know me a bit.