Monica: [On the phone with Rachel, panicking because Emma's missing] Hey, Rach, by any chance, did you come by here and pick Emma up?
Rachel: No, why?
Monica: Oh, my...! Then that means...[Just then, Joey comes in the door holding Emma] Oh, Emma! Thank God! There you are!
Rachel: [Worried] Wha-what do you mean "There you are"?! Where was she?!
Monica: [Forgetting Rachel was still on the phone] Oh, uh, we were just playing peek-a-boo. She loves it when I'm dramatic. [Quickly hangs up]
Monica: [To Joey] Why the hell did you take her?!
Joey: Because you two were having [Whispers last word so Emma doesn't hear] sex!
Monica: No, we weren't.
Joey: Don't you lie to me. I can tell by Chandler's hair. [To Chandler] You are so lazy. Can't you get on top for once?
Chandler: [Embarrassed, tries to fix his messy hair] All right, we were! We were trying to make a baby. Monica's ovulating.
Joey: Which is more than I can say for myself as of 2:00 today. [He and Chandler laugh, and Joey indicates that he peed on Monica's ovulation sticks]
Monica: You guys! Seriously, those sticks are expensive!
Joey: Hey, it is unacceptable that you'd have sex with Emma in the next room. I'm gonna have to tell Rachel about this.
Monica and Chandler: No, no! Please don't. She'll kill us.
Joey: Hey, I gotta. Unless...
Chandler: Unless what?
Joey: Unless you name your first-born child Joey.
Chandler: What? Why?
Joey: Hey, I may never have kids. And someone has to carry on my family name.
Chandler: Your family name is Tribbiani.
Joey: [Thinks this over for a few seconds] Oh-ho, you almost had me. [He leaves, and Chandler covers his face with his hands at the sheer ignorance of Joey]
Rachel: No, why?
Monica: Oh, my...! Then that means...[Just then, Joey comes in the door holding Emma] Oh, Emma! Thank God! There you are!
Rachel: [Worried] Wha-what do you mean "There you are"?! Where was she?!
Monica: [Forgetting Rachel was still on the phone] Oh, uh, we were just playing peek-a-boo. She loves it when I'm dramatic. [Quickly hangs up]
Monica: [To Joey] Why the hell did you take her?!
Joey: Because you two were having [Whispers last word so Emma doesn't hear] sex!
Monica: No, we weren't.
Joey: Don't you lie to me. I can tell by Chandler's hair. [To Chandler] You are so lazy. Can't you get on top for once?
Chandler: [Embarrassed, tries to fix his messy hair] All right, we were! We were trying to make a baby. Monica's ovulating.
Joey: Which is more than I can say for myself as of 2:00 today. [He and Chandler laugh, and Joey indicates that he peed on Monica's ovulation sticks]
Monica: You guys! Seriously, those sticks are expensive!
Joey: Hey, it is unacceptable that you'd have sex with Emma in the next room. I'm gonna have to tell Rachel about this.
Monica and Chandler: No, no! Please don't. She'll kill us.
Joey: Hey, I gotta. Unless...
Chandler: Unless what?
Joey: Unless you name your first-born child Joey.
Chandler: What? Why?
Joey: Hey, I may never have kids. And someone has to carry on my family name.
Chandler: Your family name is Tribbiani.
Joey: [Thinks this over for a few seconds] Oh-ho, you almost had me. [He leaves, and Chandler covers his face with his hands at the sheer ignorance of Joey]
Monica : [ On the phone with Rachel, panicking because Emma's missing ] Hey, Rach, by any chance, did you come by here and pick Emma up?
Rachel : No, why?
Monica : Oh, my...! Then that means...[ Just then, Joey comes in the door holding Emma ] Oh, Emma! Thank God! There you are!
Rachel : [ Worried ] Wha-what do you mean "There you are"?! Where was she?!
Monica : [ Forgetting Rachel was still on the phone ] Oh, uh, we were just playing peek-a-boo. She loves it when I'm dramatic. [ Quickly hangs up ]
Monica : [ To Joey] Why the hell did you take her?!
Joey : Because you two were having [ Whispers last word so Emma doesn't hear ] sex!
Monica : No, we weren't.
Joey : Don't you lie to me. I can tell by Chandler's hair. [ To Chandler ] You are so lazy. Can't you get on top for once?
Chandler : [ Embarrassed, tries to fix his messy hair ] All right, we were! We were trying to make a baby. Monica's ovulating.
Joey : Which is more than I can say for myself as of 2:00 today. [ He and Chandler laugh, and Joey indicates that he peed on Monica's ovulation sticks ]
Monica : You guys! Seriously, those sticks are expensive!
Joey : Hey, it is unacceptable that you'd have sex with Emma in the next room. I'm gonna have to tell Rachel about this.
Monica and Chandler : No, no! Please don't. She'll kill us.
Joey : Hey, I gotta. Unless...
Chandler : Unless what?
Joey : Unless you name your first-born child Joey.
Chandler : What? Why?
Joey : Hey, I may never have kids. And someone has to carry on my family name.
Chandler : Your family name is Tribbiani.
Joey : [ Thinks this over for a few seconds ] Oh-ho, you almost had me. [ He leaves, and Chandler covers his face with his hands at the sheer ignorance of Joey ]
http://www.tv-quotes.com/shows/friends/quote_3380.html
