Tami and Coach Taylor in “I Think We Should Have Sex”

Tami

I think I need to talk to you for a second, hon. I...I saw Matt Saracen buying condoms earlier this week.

I'm sorry. Say that again.

Tami

You heard what I said.

Oh, I'd love to hear you say that again.

Tami

No, I'm not gonna say it.

And you were gonna tell me this when?

Tami

I talked to Julie about it.

Oh, you did?

Tami

Well, yeah. I did.

You did. And did you also tell her that if he even touches a hair on her head, that's she's gonna be sent to a nunnery in Rome and I'm gonna rip his head off right afterwards?

Tami

No. No, but what I told her is that she's too young and that she's not ready. And then I tried to make the best case that I could against it.

Well, that's good.