CMCoach McGregor
What a crock. You don't piss on my shoes and tell me it's raining.
S2 E4Backfire
S2 E5Let's Get It On
I don't think that I can go to the concert.
Why can't you go to the concert?
Because I'm pissed off at you. I mean, you cheated on me with the Swede and then you wouldn't tell me about it until I pushed you about it and then when that didn't seem to work out you came back to me as if, you know, that would just be okay and you never said you were sorry.
I am sorry.
That might have worked a couple of weeks ago. I'm sure you'll find somebody else to go to the concert with you.
[to Smash after he insulted Matt] You watch your mouth! What the hell do you think you're doing?
He's just doing the same thing you did.
I'm sorry?
You just used us as a stepping stone to get to TMU and when that didn't work out you came back thinking we'd be happy to have you. It's kinda like what your daughter did with the Polish, Swedish kid, whatever the hell he is.
Wanna fool around?
CTCoach Taylor
Do you?
Mm-yeah.
CTCoach Taylor
I don't sense a true commitment from that.
[to the football team] Maybe we're forgetting that we're a lot stronger together than we're ever gonna be alone. I realize that I am not anywhere close to one of the most talented players in this room and I know I've never played one real down of football but, but I know we can - we can either win together or we can lose alone. And I know it sounds stupid but it is an honor just to stand in here with ya'll.
Hey, what are you doing?
I'm, leaving, Tim.
What do you mean "You're leaving?"
I'm just... I'm going.
Why?
Because: You guys just think it is a big joke.
I don't think think it's a big joke, Lyla.
Really? All you've done is going to whorehouses and karaoke bars.
Yeah, what else do you do in Mexico, Garrity?
You're an idiot. You think this is easy for me? You call me down here to help, and Jason didn't even know I was coming, you have no plan whatsoever...
Actually yes, as the matter of fact, I do have a plan. Guess what? It's right here.
Oh really, what's your plan, Tim?
Yeah.
A BOOZE CRUISE? THIS is your plan?
Yeah, a booze cruise. All inclusive meal, snorkeling, dolphins. Yeah. A booze cruise. I thought it'll be good time to chat to him on the boat. What?
You think that: Way to talk to have a conversation with someone who's about to make the biggest mistake is his life is by taking him on a booze cruise?
Yeah, kind of, sort of.
[scoffs and shakes her head]
What?
I don't even know what it'd begin to tell you how distorted your view of the world is.
I'm distorted, my view's distorted? Really?
Yeah, really, Tim.
Alright, that's great. Oh, that's great. I'm not the one...
Really?
Yeah, yeah. I may as screwed up as you're saying, and that's fine, go with that. But at least I'm by Jay's side. At least I'm going through WHATEVER it is we're gonna go through together. I'll take him back in a BOX to Texas if I have to, Lyla. You? The second you're suss, you're ready to get on the next plane to Texas. That kind of sucks, for Jay AND for me. You know what? You know I'm right. You just won't admit it. I sin daily and I'm a better Christian than you, Garrity.
Fine, I'll go on your stupid 'booze cruise'. You'd better man up and have a conversation with him. This is an intervention, Tim, and I can't do it by myself.
S2 E6How Did I Get Here
You can have it all, but you can't have it all at once, so you take your memories where you can get'em. Right, Riggs?
Absolutely. Here's to many more memories. Happy birthday, Six.
What did I get you last year, Six?
Nothing. And I expect nothing from you this year either. The last time you actually gave me something, it was your brother's pool cue, you didn't tell him about it and he threatened to beat me up unless I gave it back to him. [chuckles at the memory] So, I'm gonna try not to get anything from you this year.
[amused to see Smash in his house] What's up?
Hey look, I want you to come over for dinner tonight. My momma'll cook.
[feigns horror] Are you asking me out on a date, Williams?
You ever notice that no one ever changes in this town? Nothing ever changes. Everybody goes to the same church or...same job, same restaurants. Everybody goes to the football game on Friday night. It's like this huge fish tank we're all stuck in and you can't find a way out. I'm kinda...I'm stuck. I'm stuck. [...] I'm not here to talk to God, I'm here to talk to you. 'Cause out of everyone I know, you're just about the only one that's changed their life and I admire it and I just wondered how you did it.
You just do it.
Tell you something, coaches and players, they learn from each other. It goes both ways. You lift up everyone around you. A powerful gift earned. I hope I didn't let you down.
[grins] No, you didn't let me down, Coach.
S2 E7Pantherama!
[Reading Julie's article] Quote: "Athletic director and Panther football coach Eric Taylor had no comment". She asked me through the bathroom door. What am I supposed to do? I was busy!
S2 E9The Confession
[as he and Santiago drive around] So you're ready for the game tonight? You may see some playing time tonight, son.
SSantiago
What the hell's the point of all this?
What'd you say, Santiago?
SSantiago
I can't do it.
What?
SSantiago
What do you care if I play, huh? You don't know me. You're not my pops! You don't know nothing about me. You're just some fat white guy who wants to make himself feel good, that's what you are. And I don't need nothing from you, all right? I don't need to work at your car dealership and I sure as hell don't need football!
[Buddy pulls over the car]
Shut that door. Shut the door! I'll tell you what, you want to go back to that cafeteria eating off of plastic with 200 guys going nowhere, you be my guest, son. Now listen to me. Tonight is your night. You have an opportunity to go out there and accept the challenge. You have the opportunity to become part of a team. If you don't do it tonight, then you're never gonna do it in your entire life. Now, I'm goin' to the field. So you get out, be my guest.
SSantiago
I hate you. I hate you.
[Buddy starts driving again]
[(Matt and Carlotta are making out on his bed when his grandmother walks in and Matt covers Carlotta with his sheets]
Matthew. Did you eat my Snackwells? My Snackwells!
Grandma, it's probably late for you to be eating snacks.
Well, I want you to ask Carlotta if she ate the Snackwells.
You want me to ask her now?
Well, no. In the morning! Getting kinda tired of this.
[Matt uncovers Carlotta's head]
You stole my grandma's Snackwells. You probably ate 'em too. First you take the tapioca...
[Carlotta laughs]
And I went inside to get the food, and she stayed outside. As soon as I heard what was happening I ran out, I dropped the bag and I ran out. And then I just started hitting him.
OOfficer
Stepped in to help your friend, is that it?
I wanted to kill him, sir.
OOfficer
Yeah but he was actually hurting the girl, right?
I picked up a pipe that was on the ground and I ran over and I hit him, I hit him twice on the head as hard as I could.
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