Fred's Head Season 1 quotes

I just finished my self portraits "Visages in Velvet"!

Moldy!

I think not.

If you weren't here, I'd have to invent you… mind you, I'd have to have a pretty weird imagination.

When you like a girl is she supposed to get on your nerves?

Fresh Herring in a stew, it is the best way to say I love you.

Have you ever eaten such tasty meatless shepherd’s pie?

Enough with your gourmet fantasies! I much prefer when you keep a little secret!

"What makes one person sad, makes a shrink quite happy!

Accidents aren’t pretty. But it seems we all want to look.

Sometimes a smile, is just a frown upside down.

"Seniors would be cool, if they weren’t so old.

"Hard work keeps you healthy...

But getting up early makes me sick!

The highway of life is a straight line with a bit of a twist…