Fred's Head quotes

In any case, I’m the one Fred is madly in love with! Not that would roll around in the breadcrumbs of carnal bliss with him or anything, but show a little respect for his deep feelings!

A good relationship is based on honesty you know. One day you claim to have a little nest egg the next, an off shore oil account until finally you find yourself walking the streets in a blonde wig and stilettos to earn a little cash on the side. Tell her the truth.

You've sheltered him ! He is not adequately prepared to deal with a relationship and it's..uh... responsabilities!

It's the new "Electric Fat- Eliminator" I bought it on the shopping channel. Thanks to this, I'll have a flat belly without ever breaking a sweat.

I understand ... you're grown up and I have to give you some space… But I stumbled across a briefs sale, and I couldn't help myself...

Don't forget to put on your sun screen! If you're eating chicken, watch out for little bones. And don't go swimming right after you eat!

There's nothing like castration to calm a guy down!

Students are not permitted to touch or look at those files! What concerns you, is none of your business!!!

Teens shouldn’t take advantage of their parents’ absence to partake in shameful pleasures and dubious gratifications…

But when will I ever get to kiss a girl???

Fabienne, you’re the first real girl I’ve ever kissed. Starting now, you’re my only love!

You know, your balloons don't have to be super-big to look good

Statistics say that intelligent people are generally less happy...

Stop trying to understand life buddy-boy, that what's ruins it!

You must release all that negative energy! Go for it! Give me your best primal scream Fred!