Naota quotes from FLCL

Naota

Besides I'm waiting for someone...Ah there she is!

Who's that?

Naota

My house keeper.

Haruko

DON'T TOUCH IT!

Huh?

Haruko

A girl like you shoudn't be touching it with YOUR BARE HANDS!

What are they? (she touches them)

Haruko

Yeahhhh I guess it's an ear.

What kind?

Haruko

Cat, looks like. Kitty kitty, meow.

But, we wouldn't tell anyone at school about this, right?

Naota

[drinking a soft drink] Of course not, people could say all kinds of things. Just don't hang out with me for the next couple of days, all right?

But tonight is okay, right?

What's really weird... is your ears...

Naota

What? You've seen them...?

I was told not to touch them. So, what are they?

Naota

What do they look like?

Like cat ears; perfect for playing a cat.

Naota

Those... eyebrows.

Amarao

What about the eyebrows?

Naota

Nothing.

Haruko

Hey, I didn't know boys felt like this inside.

Naota

Ah. Don't touch me there from behind.

Haruko

What are you waiting for? Hurry up and pop it.

Naota

If I rush, it won't pop. Go slow.

Haruko

[after Naota accidentally kisses her, due to his new horn jutting his head up] Yeah, Tak-kun! That's more like it.

Naota

No, the horn. It's the horn.

Haruko

My first kiss!

Naota

Liar. You've done it plenty of times, and you know it.

Mamimi

You like Haru-san.

Naota

How can I like someone who's insane?