A character in FLCL
Played by Mayumi Shintani
FLCL · 51 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in FLCL: in 20 of its 51 quotes
Most scenes with: Naota (8), Amarao (3), Mamimi (2)
HarukoOh I killed him, I finally find the S.O.B. and I killed him. I didn’t mean to it was an accident, kind of. Ah lets face it I definitely totally killed him, just like that Bang! No more like bong, kablam or kunga ka-splat! yea yea yea . . .
HarukoYou're the one I saw first, Takkun.
HarukoPlease don't tell people our bakery's motorbike ran you over.
HarukoNothing can happen till you swing the bat.
From the preview for the next episode.
HarukoIt takes an idiot to do cool things. That's why it's cool.
Haruko[protecting Kitsurubami from shooting at Canti] CYBORG, MY BUTT!
HarukoI lost him again because of you, Ta-kun, we couldn't pull it off. You wanna come along? [pauses] Know what? Forget it. 'Cause you're still a kid, Ta-kun. Save it for next time.
HarukoHe's dead! This young boy is completely dead, just as Taro would be.
But he's not Taro, like I said.
What did you do to me?
HarukoCPR. What do you think I did?
That's not what I meant.
Did she put her tongue inside?
[Naota in a hospital checking his bump]
Hmmm . . . Flictonic Clipple Webber Syndrome
Uh… Furi? Kuri?
HarukoAdolescent psychological skin hardening syndrome. It’s a common disease where children grow horns from trying too hard.
That’s a lie, I never heard that before.
HarukoYeah I lied; so what is the truth? Underneath the band-aid?
What are you doing in the hospital?
HarukoStay right there. I’m going to make you feel all better.
[crashing sounds]
HarukoIt's my special treatment!
[crashing stops and Naota sneaks out of the hospital]
HarukoHuh? Where'd he go? Heyyyy....heyyyy.... Taro-kun?
[taking x-rays of Naota's brain]:
HarukoOkay, stay still. Look at this. It's empty, there's no brain. Did you lose it somewhere?
You're the one who did this.
HarukoDon't blame me if you go around losing things. Some kids are just freaks.
Look who's talking, miss normal.
HarukoAt least I didn't sprout a robot out of my head, like some people. By the way, there's something new there now.
HarukoHey there, Haruhara Haruko here, age 19, splendiferous housekeeper at Takkun's house!
She's older than that...
HarukoBut my true identity is this... [drumroll] First Class Space Patrol Officer!
[after a pause] What a lame stage name.
HarukoIt's Manhattan style, see? Little Prince Curry goes to New York. Mild, for kids.
Uaaahhh, it's spicy, I don't care if it goes to New York!
Besides I'm waiting for someone...Ah there she is!
Who's that?
My house keeper.
[Haruko comes in causing a major car crash behind her, cat pops in randomly, she loses control, falls off, vespa goes flying and hitting Naota in the face again, Then him and Eri almost kissing, buuuut it doesn't go so smoothly, Eri sits up and sees Naota's cat ears, she tries to touch them...]
HarukoDON'T TOUCH IT!
Huh?
HarukoA girl like you shoudn't be touching it with YOUR BARE HANDS!
What are they? (she touches them)
HarukoYeahhhh I guess it's an ear.
What kind?
HarukoCat, looks like. Kitty kitty, meow.
HarukoUkulele no good! Chu!
Chu?
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