(Father Jack Hackett is dreaming of his past. It is a sepia toned memory of him working in a catholic girls school)
(In the memory, Jack is accompanied by a nun, and is standing in front of a blackboard with "Natural Procreation" written on it)
Girls (claps hands) Pay attention, we've got a special treat today.
(Father Jack is looking quite lecherous)
Father Hackett has very kindly volunteered to take you all for volleyball practice.
(The schoolgirls roll their eyes. They know what Jack's like)
And he's just reminded me that it's very warm today, so there'll be no need for your tracksuit tops.
(Father Jack tries not to grin)
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