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Didn't you see the way Hancock was looking at you?

Who's Hancock?

Driver take me back to the airport I think I'm in the wrong car

I use valvoline so I can get into these really tight jeans

This is one of my all time favorites. the Keating Interest Rate Classic. (Candid Camera)

I am A Television Station without a license. The ABC ?

Space the Three Years Between Elections

Egg put it on your Face (Keating)

One Stake through the heart Should Do you (man) They wouldn't 'ave given me this job if i didn't have a heart (Keating)

Bob were running out of hot air(Keating) well let's throw out some first homebuyers (Hawke) It's not working Bob (Keating) Well I've Got Something. "The'll be no Australian child living in poverty by 1990" (Hawke) Got any more Bob? (Keating) All our other Election promises were in my back

We have not sung a song since we don't when. So we thought it was time to get together again

I'd won a Oscar + I'd come pretty far, Without you Babe I'd become a Star

I wanted to inspire the nation so I wrote this song about Masturbation.

Jeannie I want my trousers back, Jeannie

Wilbur if you don't get rid of that horrible animal, I'm leaving (Carol). Is that a promise? (Mr ED)