Fast Forward Season 1 quotes

Shame Shame Shame

Sexual Monster of The Worst Kind Deviant Chemical Carstration

Thanks heavens it's only a toy. Imagine if it were real?

Hello I'm talking to Chenelle, institute of Beauty + House of hair removal.

Just look for the pair of legs with the Question Mark in between them.

Well today Janelle, I Would like to talk about a service for those unfortunate Laddies + Lassies who don't know whether they want to be Laddies or Lassies.

You mean a sex change

Hi i'm Robert Gottilebson here to talk to you about that big thing tax.

15 percent, 15 percent

You stick with me cos i'm always in the black.

I'm not seeing a lump of Black Forest Cake Darryl.

She was wearing a crushed apricot silk gown and guess what she had for lunch? Crushed apricots!

Your moon is in Saturn, take extreme care while rising.

What the eye doesn't see the buyer doesn't know

Dr Smith was exploring more than the Lunar Surface