Look, there's two ways this can go...
[sarcastically] Is one of them "the hard way"?
This isn't one of those optional check "A" or "B" scenarios. I'm gonna change your mind.
[sighs] One day, the Devil came to God and said, "Let's make a bet between you and me for the soul of a man." And from on high they looked down on Job, a devout man, religious. And the Devil said, "I can change his mind and make him curse your name." And God said, "Try and you will only fail." So the Devil begins. He kills Job's herds and takes his fields. He plagues him with boils and throws him on the ash heap. But Job's mind remains unchanged. So I ask you, son, if the Devil couldn't change Job's mind, how the hell are you gonna change mine?
What?
You're a little dim, aren't you?
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