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Fargo · Season 1, Episode 15

FBI Agent Pepper and FBI Agent Budge in “Unfinished Business”

FPFBI Agent Pepper

The file room. A room with files. Say you took one of them out.

FBFBI Agent Budge

Took it where?

FPFBI Agent Pepper

Doesn't matter. Let's say you took one of the files out. Is it still the file room?

FBFBI Agent Budge

Now I'm saying that you and I both agree that the file room minus one file is still the file room. Now, let's say you took another one out, and then another. If the file room minus one file is still the file room, and you keep subtracting one at a time, you could end up with zero files. I'm saying logically. Or even negative files, and it would still...

FPFBI Agent Pepper

How do you have negative files?

FBFBI Agent Budge

No, I'm just, logically I'm saying. 'Cept no one is taking files, they just bring more.

FPFBI Agent Pepper

What about a cemetery? I mean, remove one body from a cemetery, it's still a cemetery, but a cemetery with no bodies, what's that?

FBFBI Agent Budge

Condos.

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