Fantastic Four · Season 1
Doom! Show yourself, you coward. Where's Susan?
Ow! Hey, Watch it, hothead. You're cooking my corns.
This is pretty uninspired. The big, bad Doctor Doom kidnapping me just to lure us here to your wretched little island?
Yes, I'm so sorry to involve you in the timeworn damsel-in-distress cliché, Mrs. Richards. I fear the only thing missing is the onrushing train! However, sometimes expediency outweighs originality. Now, with your permission... [Leaves]
Goodbye, Fantastic Four. Time to join the choir invisible.
A toast, Boris: To Reed Richards and the Fantastic Four, who have of late passed on to the undiscovered country. Bereft of their interference, I'm free to bring much-needed peace and order to a world gone mad.
Your plan to destroy them has failed, master.
"Failed". [Focuses for a moment; the robot sparks, shudders and explodes] Doctor Doom does not fail.
Amazing, Daredevil - how did you find your way through that mess?
Hmm... call it a gift. Came with the red suit.
(Dodging a missile) Funny - a lot of people react that way to lawyers.
(Easily subduing Daredevil) Fool! Did you presume to catch me unawares?
Was it my breath?
You primrose popinjay! You're too late! The Fantastic Four are dead, and you are in time for your own demise!
I've made an interesting little improvement in your ventilation system. I will now suck all the air out of the room, and like the martyrs of Masada, you may watch each other die. Have a nice day. [Exits, chuckling sinisterly]
Goin' somewhere, Doc?
Let go of me, you pathetic monstrosity! You brainless baboon! Did you think me defenseless? You are feeling the weight of the worid on your misformed shoulders. My bipolar amplifier increases the force of gravity on you a thousandfold. No! It's not possible!
You! You're the reason. I'm the Thing again. The reason Alicia ain't never gonna have a normal life with me. Now you're gonna pay!
Ben! Ben, Wait!
Big guy, easy!
Back off, kid. This is between me and metalface!
Ben! Ben, please!
Let him go! We're not murderers.
You leave me no choice but to act for the greater good. I've just destroyed the fusion limiters from Reed Richards' dimensional reactor. In exactly one minute, it will create a minute tear in the space-time continuum, reducing this building - and, regrettably, most of Manhattan - to cosmic dust! Let it weigh on your souls. A pity, really... [Sighs] I never did get to see Cats.
(Brainwashing Thing) Friend? Reed Richards, you call "friend"? He who foolishly exposed you to unknown cosmic rays? Resulting in your becoming the hideous creature you are today? My dear Benjamin Grimm, Reed Richards destroyed your life.
[Two construction workers drop a board on a model of the Baxter Building]
You'd think these guys were working for Doctor Doom. Destroying the Baxter Building is getting to be a real growth industry around here...
[The Seeker jettisons Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman and Thing from his ship]
Congratulations, Mr. Big Brain. Now we know everything about them un-humans except where they stashed Torchy.
I had to keep the Seeker talking, Ben. To buy enough time to place a homing device on his ship.
[chuckles and embraces Mr. Fantastic] Oh, Reed. At times like this, I remember why I married you.
That's the dame, alright. Spiked collar, red cape... hey, that reminds me, Mother's Day is coming up soon.
Looking for me... dear?
Susan!
Correction: Malice. Susan Richards was a pathetic creature, someone to be ignored at worst, patronized at best - someone you frustrated and stifled at every turn.
(To Thor) Son of Odin, eh? Thou has ticked off Ben Grimm, son of Mr. and Mrs. Grimm!
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