Mr. Fantastic quotes from Fantastic Four

Mr. Fantastic

Galactus must have seen us! Why doesn't he say anything?

Do you greet the cockroaches on your kitchen floor?

Thing

Could you give us that again in Swahili?

Mr. Fantastic

You don't understand Swahili!

Thing

Well, I don't understand nothing you just said, neither.

Mr. Fantastic

Doom! Show yourself, you coward. Where's Susan?

Thing

Ow! Hey, Watch it, hothead. You're cooking my corns.

Invisible Woman

This is pretty uninspired. The big, bad Doctor Doom kidnapping me just to lure us here to your wretched little island?

Doctor Doom

Yes, I'm so sorry to involve you in the timeworn damsel-in-distress cliché, Mrs. Richards. I fear the only thing missing is the onrushing train! However, sometimes expediency outweighs originality. Now, with your permission... [Leaves]

Mr. Fantastic

Amazing, Daredevil - how did you find your way through that mess?

Daredevil

Hmm... call it a gift. Came with the red suit.

Thing

Goin' somewhere, Doc?

Doctor Doom

Let go of me, you pathetic monstrosity! You brainless baboon! Did you think me defenseless? You are feeling the weight of the worid on your misformed shoulders. My bipolar amplifier increases the force of gravity on you a thousandfold. No! It's not possible!

Thing

You! You're the reason. I'm the Thing again. The reason Alicia ain't never gonna have a normal life with me. Now you're gonna pay!

Mr. Fantastic

Ben! Ben, Wait!

Big guy, easy!

Thing

Back off, kid. This is between me and metalface!

Invisible Woman

Ben! Ben, please!

Mr. Fantastic

Let him go! We're not murderers.

Doctor Doom

You leave me no choice but to act for the greater good. I've just destroyed the fusion limiters from Reed Richards' dimensional reactor. In exactly one minute, it will create a minute tear in the space-time continuum, reducing this building - and, regrettably, most of Manhattan - to cosmic dust! Let it weigh on your souls. A pity, really... [Sighs] I never did get to see Cats.

Thing

Congratulations, Mr. Big Brain. Now we know everything about them un-humans except where they stashed Torchy.

Mr. Fantastic

I had to keep the Seeker talking, Ben. To buy enough time to place a homing device on his ship.

Invisible Woman

[chuckles and embraces Mr. Fantastic] Oh, Reed. At times like this, I remember why I married you.

Looking for me... dear?

Mr. Fantastic

Susan!

Correction: Malice. Susan Richards was a pathetic creature, someone to be ignored at worst, patronized at best - someone you frustrated and stifled at every turn.

Mr. Fantastic

(Struggling to get up) Must... help them!

Doctor Doom

[Enters] I'm afraid that's entirely out of the question, Richards. Doctor's orders.

Hey, you did your best, Reed.

Doctor Doom

Yes, Richards, your pitiful best - and it wasn't quite good enough. Now my victory is doubly sweet, for even your overrated intellect couldn't vanquish me.

Mr. Fantastic

No? Are you so certain that my flying wing won't be back to defeat you?

Doctor Doom

(Incredulous) Defeat my cosmic power? It is the fabric of creation! Ultimate power! The stuff of gods! As a final courtesy, Richards, I shall allow you to watch as I obliterate first your puny toy, and then, ultimately, yourself.