[Meg is in the Land of Oz, where the Wicked Witch of the East has been crushed by a house]
WWWicked Witch of the West
Now that my sister is dead, I must have her ruby slippers.
GGlinda
Oh, no. Those shoes now belong… [casts a spell on the slippers] …to Meg.
[The slippers appear on Meg's feet, but are too small to fit properly, crushing her feet]
AAAGGHH, FUCK!! We're not even CLOSE to the same size!!! Get 'em off!!! GET 'EM OFF!!! WAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!
AAnnouncer
In Oz, there's no place like home. For big women's shoes, there's no place like Kohl's. Kohl's: Yes, we DO have that in a wide.
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