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Family Guy · Season 15

Man in “The Dating Game”

MMan

Good afternoon and welcome to today's auction. I'm Al Harrington of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubman Warehouse and Emporium. Due to the presence of black mold, discarded half-eaten turkey legs, and an undulating rat king that no one dares approach, I have devised to move these proceedings along as quickly as possible.

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