Relax, Brian, Stewie's fine. I mean, look at him. He's happier than a sunny-side-up egg.
[cutaway to a sunny-side-up egg in a frying pan]
SSSunny-side-up egg
What a great way to start the day! What a pan! What a grill!
[the camera zooms out to reveal that the stove is very dirty and greasy, while a hand shakes too much salt onto the egg]
EEgg
Oh, no! I'm at Denny's!
DADrug addict
[offscreen] Hey, I'm a drug addict and it's midnight! Where's my breakfast?!
[the egg gets put on a plate with buttered toast and bacon]
EEgg
Help! He's only gonna eat the toast and put a cigarette out on me!
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