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Family Guy · Season 11

Lucky Stewie, Loan Shark Enforcer and others in “Roads to Vegas”

LSLucky Stewie

Okay, come on. You look nothing like your photo in the ad.

LSLoan Shark Enforcer

[pulls out a gun] Shut up and give me the money!

LBLucky Brian

What?! What the hell are you talking about?

LSLucky Stewie

Okay, I'm starting to think you're not Apollo.

LSLoan Shark Enforcer

You bastards think that you can just borrow a bunch of money from a loan shark and then waste it on tacky suits?!

LSLucky Stewie

"Tacky"? Sir, I'll have you know I bought this in the lobby of a casino!

LBLucky Brian

Don't shoot! You must have us confused with someone else. We didn't borrow any money, I swear!

LSLoan Shark Enforcer

Sounds like someone wants to die!

LBLucky Brian

No! Stewie, just give him the money from the backpack!

LSLucky Stewie

Okay, okay! Don't shoot! [unzips the unlucky pair's backpack] What? It's empty! It's just Cheerios and coloring books!

LBLucky Brian

What?! Where the hell is the money?!

LSLucky Stewie

Sir, we can't give you any money, but if you have some milk and a bowl, we can give you a healthy way to start your day.

LSLoan Shark Enforcer

Alright, enough of this! You, dog - pick which one of you two is gonna die!

LBLucky Brian

What?! You can't ask me to decide something like that! The life of every being is sacred, just like the life of -

LSLoan Shark Enforcer

Fine! I'll kill you!

LBLucky Brian

No, no! [points at Stewie] Kill him! He's a baby! He won't even remember he was alive!

LSLucky Stewie

You son of a -

[The Loan Shark Enforcer shoots Stewie in his forehead]

LBLucky Brian

Aaah! Stewie!

LSLoan Shark Enforcer

Now give us the money borrowed!

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