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We now return to Carl Sagan's Cosmos.
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Edited for rednecks.
SSagan
I'm Carl Sagan. Just how old is our planet? Scientists believe it's four-
RARedneck Announcer
Hundreds and hundreds of years old.
SSagan
Scientists have determined that the universe was created by a-
RARedneck Announcer
Gooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddd.
SSagan
-ig Bang. If you look at the bones of a-
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Jesus-
SSagan
-annosaurus rex, it's clear by the use of carbon dating that-
RARedneck Announcer
Mountain Dew is the best soda ever made.
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