[at a movie theater, the swallow in Peter's beard continuously eats Peter's popcorn]
Damn it all!
SHH!
Sorry! Sorry.
[the swallow squawks loudly]
Hey, shut up! Keep it down!
Look, there's nothin' I can do. All right?
Take it outside, pal!
Have you ever heard of a sitter?!
[jumps out of his seat] Look, it's an endangered species! What am I supposed to do?
I'll make you an endangered species!
Oh, good comeback, Potsie!
I'll kick your ass! That's what I'll do!
[all patrons clamor indistinctly until the swallow recedes into Peter's beard]
Look, everybody just shut up! Shut up! He has stopped squawking! He's receded into my beard! We can all watch the movie! Shut up!
[he sits back down, and all is silent for a moment]
Eric, if you're in here, we're all goin' to Marty's after the movie.
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