CConnie
Hey, everybody! Mr. Lazenby's getting arrested!
[all the students in Meg's classroom exit and watch as the police arrest Lazenby]
Now, what in God's name…? [opens door] Mr. Lazenby, what the hell's going on here?!
LLazenby
Apparently, there's some law against teaching the evolutionary theory that Gil Gerard used a time machine, went back, and ejaculated into the primordial ooze.
This stupid country.
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