[after being denied entrance, Andy bursts into the Ivy, where his new agent is having lunch with Greg]
Trey!
Excuse me!
[beckons Andy over] What are you doing?
What are you doing? You haven't been returning my calls!
Yeah, well, funnily enough, there's not been much my end since you told the BBC to piss off.
Oh, there's other channels, aren't there? You're meant to generate work for me, you're my agent!
Well, I can't magic things out of thin air. They either want you or they don't. Life's cruel. And to be honest with you, I've been up to my eyeballs with my other clients.
Guilty as charged.
Yeah... what about me?
All right, listen to me, Andy. I can't help you because I don't know what it is that you want. Every time you come into my office it's something different. One day it's all about not selling out, being an artist, next day you just want your face in the paper. What do you want? You want to be a world-famous movie star or do you want to be the tortured genius creating great art?
Look -- do you want fame and fortune, or do you want integrity and respect?
Both.
Right. Well, there are only a few people in the world who have both those things. And you will never be one of them. What do you want?
[long pause]
Rich and famous. And on the telly.
Right. Okay then. Will you do the stuff you keep turning down?
Yes.
Comedy panel shows?
Yup.
You know you'll have to make your carefully written jokes look ad-libbed.
Yes, I know how they work.
[to Trey] Emmerdale.
Oh, good, yeah. Well this is great! I'd much rather have a client who'll do anything to get on television than someone who goes, "Oh, I don't wanna do that" or "Oh, that's beneath me" -- oh, hold on. There is one other thing. Might have to pull some strings.
Pull 'em.
[cut to Andy entering the Big Brother house]
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