[approaching the "queer bench" where Andy is sitting with Bunny; throwing away a joint and a kebab wrapper] Hello, Bunny.
Oh, hi, George.
[sitting down] Any action? [looks at his watch]: Only got twenty minutes, actually, I'm on my lunch break.
Lunch break?
Yeah, I'm doing community service.
Oh, are you still doing that?
Oh, not that one, no, I'm doing another one now. I'm picking up litter now.
Oh, right. What'd you do wrong this time?
Fly tipping, believe it or not. Yeah, I was helping Annie Lennox out with an old fridge-freezer, and she said, "Shall I call the council?" and I said, "No, don't bother with that, there's a skip at the end of my street." So at two-thirty in the morning, we're tipping it in there, and the fucking police show up.
How'd they get involved, then?
Well, it was Stewart Copeland's skip, and he called Sting, and Sting called the fucking council, 'cause he's a fucking do-gooder. And now me and Annie are picking up litter. [getting up] Well, I'd better get going, 'cause I'm gonna have to get back to work soon...
Come on, then, you. I'll give you a quickie.
Oi, I'm not that desperate.
Cheeky bastard!
Actually, will you do me a favor and watch out for paparazzi? I'm going to go and try over there.
Love to.
Yeah? Cheers.
Cheers. [to Andy, as Michael leaves] I've had him before, you know. In his car.
Wasn't that a bit cramped?
Mm. And he was swerving all over the bloody road.
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