Anything but Golden Girls.
[final lines]
All S1
S1 E7The Consequences of Sleepovers
S1 E8The Consequences of Loaning Your Dad Money
Keep the change.
Big tipper here! We got a big tipper!
S1 E9The Consequences of Helping People
Oh, it'll still fit.
GGrace
It's a dad!
S1 E10The Consequences of Familial Obligations
Don't move, don't move, don't move, don't move!
Nobody gasps just to gasp.
S1 E11The Consequences of Writing Things Down
Sure. Have fun.
I was trying to be discreet.
S1 E12The Consequences of Being Irish
[first lines]
Okay, St. Patrick is up.
WWoman
I don't want to be Irish anymore!
S1 E13The Consequences of Considering the Consequences
Please stand aside.
We just, we just want to be sure.
Recurring
Lenny Clarke - Bobby Kearney, Jim's Father
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