Mitsuo! Menda! Naha Naha!
S1 E20The Best of Mr. Pedro
S1 E21Visually Appealing Type
(thinking about Key) Quit putting on such a show! Giving yourself an artist's airs, you narcissistic bastard! Nar-bastard, nar-bastard! Disappear! Leave! Go away, away!
My name is Key. I am a key. And could you perhaps be... (to Excel) my keyhole?
(thinking about Key) Damn you. Just because you're visually appealing, you little bastard, doesn't make you cool. Stupid, stupid, stupid. I'll kill you, you poser! I'll definitely make you die!
S1 E22Invasion, Mother
Since when do my flashbacks have commercials?
He's coming... Oh crap, he's *here*!
S1 E23Legend of the End of the Century Conqueror
I am shock!
S1 E24For You, I Could Die
I don't understand. Why did this end up happening? I don't understand. I don't understand. Something is flowing out of my body. What could it be? What could it be? I don't understand. I don't understand. I'm sure it happened many times. That's right, I have the feeling I've been killed many times, and I was dropped down a hole quite a few times too. Now that I think back, it feels rather uncaring of him. But even so, I tried so hard for him. For him... him...
S1 E25We Will Not Be Held Responsible
One shot is all we get!
Chinpyourousupoun!
Nabe-hame-ha!
S1 E26Going Too Far
(as Nabeshin and Koshi Rikdo face off) Idiots...
Don't worry girls, I've got it all under control! Explosions fix EVERYTHING!
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