RRaymond
[gets kicked in the groin] Ooh!
What?! What's wrong? What happened?
RRaymond
You kicked me!
I did?
RRaymond
Oh...right in the garden of good and evil.
Honey, I'm sorry. What is--? [pulls the covers to reveal Ally in the bed] Oh. I think we found the kicker.
RRaymond
What is she doing in our bed again? It's every night. [still in pain] Good God, y'all.
Is there anything I can do?
RRaymond
You can learn to love half a man.
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