This is what I have to put up with--your mother coming over here and telling me that I should make myself available to you!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Did you just have sex with me because my mother told you to? (Wailing in disgust) Ewwwww! How sick is that?!
Very!
I'm thinking of my mother now!
(getting grossed-out herself) Ewwwwww!
Ewwwww! Why would you listen to her?
Because I love you, Ray! I care about you! I'm not the one running off to play golf to get away from me!
You don't think I care about you? Why do you think I'm confessing? Don't you see, I feel guilty?! Guilt! That means love! I had to come home and confess!
Yeah, but you waited until after we had sex.
Well, you're very good-looking!
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