Mindy and Ephram in “Unfinished Business”

I'm sure it wasn't as bad as you think. She really digs you, you know. She talks about you all the time.

Ephram

Yeah.

You kind of love her, don't you?

Ephram

Yeah.

You have that face. I remember when I had the face. Derek Senn. But we called him Demi-God. You know, 'cause he was basically god-like. I met him freshman year, we dated for like six months. It was the most amazing six months of my life. Then he decided he had to bike around South America, so he dropped out. We said goodbye at the airport and I never heard from him again. Pretty much the worst pain I ever felt.

Ephram

Why does everyone feel the need to tell me how awful their first loves were? I mean, what's up with that?

I don't know. I guess because they're always so awful... and amazing... and usually over before they start.