Andy and Ephram in “Unfinished Business”

Andy

That was fatherly advice, wasn't it?

Ephram

Not bad.

Andy

See, I really am getting better.

Ephram

Hey, Dad. One more thing... can I go to a frat party tonight?

Andy

A frat party?

Ephram

Yes, there's going to be drinking, drugs, unprotected sex. I'll probably be the youngest person there. Besides, I don't want to go. I have to.

Andy

Why?

Ephram

Because you just said that if I know something, I have to do something about it.

Andy

And so having said that, I'm all but forced to let you go to a party I never would have agreed to prior. Maybe you're getting better at this.